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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

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This 14-year-old Muslim American student was detained for bringing a homemade clock to school 

Ahmed Mohamed, a 14-year-old Muslim student was arrested at his high school in Irving, Texas, after bringing a homemade clock to class, which school officials mistook for a bomb. Mohamed showed his engineering teacher first, but when the alarm went off later in the day, that’s when the trouble started. 

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WATERCOLOUR MAKES ME NERVOUS JUST WATCHING IT IN USE

Beautiful

holy shiittt

SORCERY!!!!

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Watch: Bernie Sanders delivered a stirring speech at religious school Liberty University about reaching across the ideological aisle.

This is the single classiest, most inspiring move I’ve seen in American politics over the course of my lifetime.

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Ten years, fifty conventions, and all because you guys have crushes on two dudes

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The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flat tires called Jobs, but if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perserverance, a driver called Will Power, you will make it to a place called Success.

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“Last time I slept all night with a girlfriend it was 1982. Girls and women don’t even give me a second look ANYWHERE.”

In 2009, George Sodini opened fire at an LA Fitness centre because he was angry that women always rejected him. Over a nine month period, he blogged about his sexual frustration on his website, complaining about the lack of initmacy he was having. Sodini was arrogant and believed that he was incredibly good-looking, and once wrote: “Who knows why (I get rejected)? I am not ugly or too weird.”

On August 4th, he entered a women’s aerobics class at the LA Fitness center in the town of Collier. He put his duffle bag containing weapons on the floor, turned off the lights, and took out two semiautomatic pistols. He then fired at least 52 shots at the 12 victims before shooting himself dead.

Men are terrifying

this is fucking terrorism

This is why women have to be on guard when a male enters our personal space or female-only spaces. We have no idea what their intentions are. There are so many documented incidents (and even more undocumented incidents) of men committing voyeurism, assault, rape, and murder in female-only spaces.

It’s horrifying when they get the idea that women have to be ‘punished’ (either by being raped or being killed) when they can’t get a date.

PROTECT FEMALE SAFE SPACES.

See that’s that shhh smh this is horrible!!!

this is so fucking creepy and weird!!!!!!!

Libk I’ve never heard of black, Hispanic or Asian males doing this

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This is why that “your not fucking with me” post is so important. People think men just flip out and decide to kill women on a whim. They don’t. Violence against women usually stems from the male’s own entitlement.

What’s up with the person above saying only white males behave like this?

I hate that kind of faux anti-racism. Anti-racism isn’t about ignoring the universality of male entitlement and male violence. That harms women of color.

I know that tons of Black women have been murdered by men who believed they were entitled to her time, body, love. And of course most crime is intra-racial.

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So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.

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